
You are cordially invited to a
Non-Cooking Class
Please join us for the 1st Annual Non-Event
In doing so, you are supporting the ongoing success of
South Bend Area Crime Stoppers.
Your class fee goes toward our reward fund (over $780,000 paid to date for tips leading to the arrest of over 6,400 felony offenders in our community, and to the recovery of over $14.8 million in stolen property and narcotics).
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FORTUNATELY, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO MAKE YOUR COOKING CLASS FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS:
______ $500 DEA Clean ups cost too much.
______ $250 I don’t like to cook with bars on my windows.
______ $100 I’m all out of ingredients and my apron caught fire.
______ $50 I’m getting my new teeth that day.
______ $25 I don’t like handcuffs, they cramp my style.
______ (Enter your own amount and lousy excuse).
As a thank you for your contribution, one lucky donor will win a Ruth’s Chris gift basket.
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